It is barely May and I have already had two June bugs get into my house. There should be some sort of law against that.
Do you think Exterminators get satisfaction from their job? I mean where else can you get paid to commit genocide on a daily basis. I suppose it probably isn't really personal enough; I mean ants and termites don't scream very loud, even when thousands of them are screaming in unison. Nonetheless there must be some perks. All I'm saying is if I worked for Orkin I would get "The Exterminator" legally attached to my name.
It turns out David Bowie is exactly as awesome as I always suspected he was